Crudest Pickup Lines of All Time

  1. Do you work at Subway? Cus you’re making me a footlong!
  2. I’ve got the F, the C, and the K. Now all I need is U.
  3. I’m gonna call you ‘Trophy Bass’ ‘cuz I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
  4. Let’s play Lion and Lion Tamer. You open your mouth and I’ll feed you the meat!
  5. At the office copy machine: “Reproducing eh? Can I help?
  6. I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
  7. Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?
  8. Why are you going, when you could be coming?
  9. Let’s play war, I’ll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!
  10. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
  11. It’s not going to suck itself.
  12. Hey, nice shoes… lets fuck.
  13. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
  14. If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
  15. My ride left without me, can you give me one?
  16. Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
  17. I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
  18. I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
  19. You have some nice jewelery, it would look great on my nightstand.